Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me maybe.
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But I ate bath salts,
Your face looks tasty.
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my laundry,
So wash it maybe.
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
What brand's your make up,
Crayola maybe?
Hey I just met you,
And you're a lady,
So here's a kitchen,
Sandwich maybe?
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
My dingo escaped,
And ate your baby.
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I suck at rhyming,
Refrigerator.
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Going to Walmart,
Doritos maybe?
Hey I just met you,
You didn't study,
So here's a textbook,
Look at it maybe.
*Dumbledore*
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Your sister's dead now,
So here's her baby!
Salutations for I have just now made your acquaintance,
And this is surely unreasonable,
Yet herein lies the details of my abode,
Thus you can commune with me perchance?
